Teeth are the worst

She’s testing her teeth on me. Nursing is like playing Russian roulette. I feel like she’s trying to chew off my fingers.

A couple of days ago I thought she was trying to give me a kiss…

She bit my nose. Twice. Second time I thought she was trying to give me a kiss to apologize for biting me. Nope. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, it’s because you’re too cute and I forgot what you did.

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